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Sunday, 15 May 2016

HILARIOUS ~ Peter and his Teacher



Teacher: What is a Verb?
Peter: A Verb is a valve found in bicycle tyre.
Teacher: What are you saying?
Peter: It is a complete sentence sir.
Teacher: Are you mad?
Peter: It is a question sir.
Teacher: Don't be stupid.
Peter: It is an advice sir.
Teacher: Stop that nonsense.
Peter: It is a command sir.
Teacher: You're an idiot.
Peter: It is an insult sir. Teacher: Get out of my class.
Peter: It is an order sir.
Teacher: Oh! Goodness, What a boy!
Peter: It is an exclamation sir.
Teacher: May God have mercy on you.
Peter: It is a prayer sir

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