Here are 10 Hilarious Mugabe Quotes that Will Make Your Day

 

President Robert Mugabe

These are some top 10 Nigerian jokes ridiculously ascribed to the 92-year old long-term president of Zimbabwe, Robert Mugabe. 

In case you are having a very dry and boring day, these are some regular 'Mugabe Quotes' that could lighten up the moment for you.

Enjoy 10 of them and share with friends:

HILARIOUS! Award Winning Artist, Hakeem Effect, Transforms A Lady Into "President Buhari"

This guy is extra good in his job. Wave making make-up artiste, Hakeem Onilogbo, Hakeem Effect, has done it again. He just transformed his partner Eki Osagie to look like President Buhari.

Many are praising Hakeem Effects for a job well done. See more photos...

5 Nigerian male referees not fit enough for FIFA

Five Nigerian male football referees who participated at the FIFA Physical Fitness Test held at the main bowl of the National stadium Abuja on Saturday have failed the test.

The match officials are among the 16 ungraded FIFA referees invited by the Nigeria Referees Association (NRA) for a possible upgrade.

Checkout the reply NDLEA gave this person thinking about becoming a drug dealer

So this person tweeted that following the amount of people that smoke weed these days, it would be a smooth business for dealers. Nigeria Drug Law Enforcement Agency then replied him

See their reply after the cut

HILARIOUS 6-year-old boy calls police to report father for driving through a red light

So much for family loyalty - police have released audio of a 911 call from a young boy reporting his dad for driving through a red light.

In the recording posted online by police in the Massachusetts city of Quincy, the pint-sized crimefighter can be heard telling a dispatcher about his father's alleged traffic offence.

"Um, daddy went past a red light," the boy says.

"He has a black truck. He was in a brand-new car, my mummy's car."

When the dispatcher asks what happened next, the boy, named as Robert, says his father committed the violation on the way to the car wash.

HILARIOUS ~ Peter and his Teacher

Teacher: What is a Verb?
Peter: A Verb is a valve found in bicycle tyre.
Teacher: What are you saying?
Peter: It is a complete sentence sir.
Teacher: Are you mad?
Peter: It is a question sir.
Teacher: Don't be stupid.
Peter: It is an advice sir.
Teacher: Stop that nonsense.
Peter: It is a command sir.
Teacher: You're an idiot.
Peter: It is an insult sir. Teacher: Get out of my class.
Peter: It is an order sir.
Teacher: Oh! Goodness, What a boy!
Peter: It is an exclamation sir.
Teacher: May God have mercy on you.
Peter: It is a prayer sir